a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
the valedictorian for my class gave the sickest speech yesterday about how much she hated school and it pissed people off and it was awesome
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MAKE SURE YOU KISS YOUR KNUCKLES BEFORE YOU PUNCH ME IN THE FACE
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dannyplainview replied to your photo: i guess i’m graduating from high school today
“I guess I’m graduation…”
*middle finger emoji*
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